landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

(Source: disloyals)

alpha-toothless:

rhinse:

crushes are terrible

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mediocrechick:

parrotiny:

remember when niall was so drunk he tried to cartwheel his way out of some fans arms

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